This page is supposed to be about myself. I’ll piece together a self-congratulatory ego booster at some point. There’ll probably be ridiculous pictures and a hyperbolic origin story, possibly lifted from long-dormant college media projects.

There’ll probably be a copy of my resume here as well, if you want to hire me.

My blood type is B+, I was born in the lunar year of the dog, and one time when I was a kid I had a blood vessel in one of my eyes blow out due to some medication for an infected ear. That was fun.

As for the template, this is the first release. There’s still a lot of work to do, but I figured I’d get the basic framework live so I can see what needs fixing and when. I used Ron Adams’ basic template as a base and just sort of went from there. Because I’m retarded I forgot where it was that I pulled the two mini icons that I used. I’m trying to find it again, and when I do I’ll post a link.